No. 5: Just So We're Clear

This is Hayley. I just wanted to make something abundantly clear to anyone who is bored enough to be reading this blog. There is one man in this world who is creepier even than our friend Emily. In fact, that's an understatement. If you looked up "creepy" in the dictionary-- if you Googled "creepy"-- if you typed in "creepy" on urbandictionary-- THIS IS THAT DUDE.

A round of nervous applause, please, for......
MISTER MICKEY ROURKE!

Now let me just ask you something.
Does this man look like he belongs on the red carpet?
Or in a back alley somewhere shooting heroin?










[This has been Hayley's rant. It may be mentioned again, in later posts. There's really no telling.]



[Ginger writing: This is obviously something that these two white girls do NOT like. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.]


**DISCLAIMER: Not every single item reported in this post is quantifiable fact. But that doesn't change the fact that it's true! :)**